Title:
Sexy Wallpaper
Alternate Title: Wow!
Your browser is grunge for sexy wallpaper pages!
2nd Alternate Title: Ouch!
I wanted sexy wallpaper and look what my browser gave me!
This is a sexy babe, sexy wallpaper frames page. Yup. You have found sexy
wallpaper, but your browser can't handle a frames page. Your browser didn't tell you that. It just bounced you in here.
That was mean. And all you wanted was sexy wallpaper.
But we can help you with your lust for sexy wallpaper. And we'll get you a
good browser for your sexy wallpaper. Netscape's dynamite for Java and Microsoft Explorer does a
fabulous job on Visual Basic. You can get them both free from here. We'll
link you to Explorer from this page because we suspect it will run best on
your machine.
So back to... Sexy wallpaper. If you want sexy wallpaper go to our
coolest sexy wallpaper page
by pressing the left mouse button on>
Here or Here or Here
Your browser can handle this but you will not see the sexy wallpaper pages the
way we want you to. You'll still get some fabulous sexy wallpaper though.
Don't get us wrong. We are not a porn site, but a bunch of starving artists
with lusty, sailor, soldier and airmen type urges. We like pretty girls.
("Just for lookin Ma!!!") And pretty girls like being looked
at. Don't kid yourself about that. Oh and by the way, in Ontario where we
live, the courts say women can walk around on the street with their boobs
showing if they want.... so we unabashedly show the same things you can see at
Ontario Parks' Wasaga Beach. Don't call us perverts, go talk to those lusty
ole judges in the supreme court!!!
Mouse House sexy wallpaper series contains hundreds of sexy wallpaper images.
They are the best images we can photograph and draw. What that means is that
no image goes in without being airbrushed and retouched. In somecasesits all
art. We draw-in backgrounds and enhance the visuals. Some of the girls you
will see are not even real, they are computer enhanced perfect angels that MadMike
created. Blow your mind.
If you are looking for nude babes on sexy wallpaper you are in the right place,
just in the wrong sexy wallpaper frame. In fact it's not that sexy at all. (Plain
gray or white in some dilapidated browsers)
Stop looking for sexy wallpaper. Mouse House has the biggest collection of sexy wallpaper in cyberspace.
Again: For sexy wallpaper>Go Here
By the way, we hope you win the lottery or something and get yourself a real computer and a real browser.
Meanwhile, if you want a free browser, go here>Free Browser
We can only imagine what it's like having an ancient web browser. You are
the only person this has happened to. We warn you that you will have all kinds of problems on the internet using the kind of Browser that sends you into a skanky no-frames page like this.
But think of it like this: At least there is someone who will still talk to
you about sexy wall paper - or anything! US!!
If you click here we'll send you to a cool index page that even "Noah's" browser will
run. You'll like it.
So hey... thanks for dropping by. Sorry your browser sucks! Hope you get a new one
soon and hope you really like it. Godspeed. Good luck and "Bye for now". MadMike
the Webmaster
PS Try the lower frame of the sexy wallpaper, wallpaper menu? Click Here
About ClassySexyArtisticWallpaper
©
The link captioned "Enter" at the bottom of this page navigates to an
adult section; an index which maps out downloadable ClassySexyArtisticWallpaper
© images.
Some of our art directors work in the fashion photography
industry. We promote some of the lingerie makers and the models we work with on
our ClassySexyArtisticWallpaper
© pages. All garments are supplied either by the models
themselves or by AfterMidnight Lingerie Boutique in Stamford Conn. Visit their
site at http://www.aftermidnight.net
where you can buy the illustrated garments and more.
All live models are adult professional models whom have signed
releases. Many images are completely artistic creations and are in no way
representative of any living person.
Agreement:
Most ClassySexyArtisticWallpaper
© images are of clothed models. Some models display
partial nudity. Any nudity is confined to frontal upper body (breasts) or rear
lower body (buttocks). It can safely be said that you will see nothing here that
you cannot see a lot more of in movies or on prime time television shows or even
at the beach or during the SUperBowl half-time show qwith Janet Jackson.
Notwithstanding this, many of these referenced movies and shows post 14+
warnings. We prefer 18. That is our prerogative.
Warning: We therefore forbid attendance at these pages on
our servers by anyone under 18 and accordingly serve notice that a breach is a
trespass under the Ontario Trespass to Property Act. This site is located
in Ontario, Canada and it's physical web servers and networking apparatus are
owned in Ontario by mobrien.com for which the Webmaster
has absolute authority.
By entering ClassySexyArtisticWallpaper
© pages in any manner whatsoever, the visitor covenants
that he or she shall be bound by these notices and warnings, is over the age of
18 and also acknowledges notice of all warnings herein posted at this site
including those above and those that follow:
The visitor who copies or downloads any images from this site
agrees to credit the author (this web site unless expressly marked on an image
or page) in the event of any showing or display of these images by the visitor.
If you are under 18, you are so not allowed here. Why have you
stayed long enough to read this far. Please, have some fun here.
Or get a free gift here,
but do not click "enter" or you'll be busted. We mean it. Totally.
Busted. (If you are a kid you shouldn't visit ClassySexyArtisticWallpaper
© because you might inadvertently click a link
that is really intended for lusty sailors, sappers, gunners and jet jocks -- not
that there is any but one similarity among them -- :o) Besides that, you are
forbidden.
By clicking "Enter" below I certify I do not
find images or discussion of nudity objectionable and that I am an adult and I
know that means that..